Geek'd Extracts

DEA-Registered Lab Testing — Why Geek'd Extracts Sets a Higher Standard Than Most Hemp Brands

Most hemp brands say "third-party lab tested" — a phrase that has become table stakes in the industry and tells you very little. Third-party testing simply means a lab that is not the manufacturer ran the test. That lab could be anything. Geek'd Extracts tests every batch at DEA-registered laboratories. DEA registration requires a facility to meet specific federal standards for handling controlled substances and cannabinoid testing — a regulatory level above what most hemp testing facilities carry. The difference: the laboratory's methodology is validated against a federal standard, not just a commercial accreditation. For a brand stacking THCA, THCP and Hydroxy-11 at high concentrations, that verification level matters. Every Pro Cannabis Geek'd listing has the batch-specific COA available — the actual report, not a placeholder.

What Is a Hash Hole and Why the G-Units 2XL Burns Differently

A hash hole is a structural feature of a pre-roll, not a coating or infusion. A column of hash concentrate runs the full length of the joint through its center — the flower wraps around it from the outside in. As you smoke from the tip inward, the flower combusts first. When the burn reaches the hash column, the concentrate melts and ignites in sequence, releasing a second, more concentrated wave of potency and terpene complexity that progressively intensifies from the first third of the joint to the last. Standard pre-rolls front-load their potency. Hash holes build it.

The G-Units 2XL from Geek'd takes this to 1.8g per pre-roll — 1.5g of premium indoor-grown THCA flower wrapped around a 0.3g hash hole core. The indoor cultivation matters: controlled humidity, light cycle and environment produce denser terpene profiles and more consistent cannabinoid expression than outdoor or greenhouse-grown material. Two rolls per pack, 3.6g total. This is a sit-down session format — not a quick smoke. Available in Pineapple Express (Sativa), Fruity Pebbles OG (Hybrid) and Rainbow Runtz (Indica).

Hydroxy-11 — The Metabolite That Makes Geek'd Gummies Last Longer Than Standard THCA Edibles

When THCA is consumed as an edible and processed through the liver, the body converts a portion of it into 11-hydroxy-THC — a THC metabolite with stronger CB1 receptor binding and a longer duration of action than Delta-9 THC itself. This is what makes edibles feel different from inhalation: the 11-hydroxy metabolite is what drives the deeper body effect and extended duration that experienced edible users recognise. Geek'd's Gold Series gummies include Hydroxy-11 directly in the formula — adding the metabolite alongside THCA Liquid Diamonds and THCP rather than waiting for the body to produce it through metabolism alone. The result: faster onset of the metabolite effect and a more predictable, extended duration. At 750mg per gummy in a 10-count jar, these are exclusively for high-tolerance consumers. Start with ¼ gummy (approximately 187.5mg) and wait 60-90 minutes.

Seven Products, Six Formats — Every Geek'd Extracts Product at Pro Cannabis

• Dabbit THCA + 20x THCP Cartridge (0.5g): For consumers who want THCA and extreme-potency THCP in a 510-thread cart format. "20x THCP" refers to a high-concentration THCP formulation — take 1-2 puffs and wait before continuing. Nine strain options across sativa, hybrid and indica.
• G-Units 2XL THCA Hash Holes 2-Pack (3.6g): For experienced flower consumers who want a progressive, long-session pre-roll built around a hash hole core. 1.8g per joint, indoor-grown THCA flower, 0.3g concentrate center. Three strains.
• Gold Series THCA Gummies 7500MG (10ct): For high-tolerance edible consumers only. 750mg per gummy across THCA Liquid Diamonds, THCP and Hydroxy-11. Tajín-spiced flavours: Watermelon, Mango, Pineapple.
• Sip N Drift Delta-9 THC Syrup (800mg, 100 servings): For consumers who want flexible, mixable Delta-9 in a water-soluble formula. 8mg per serving, onset 15-45 minutes. Four fruit flavours. The most versatile and cost-efficient Delta-9 product at Pro Cannabis.
• 24K Gold Series THCA + THCP Disposable Vape (4g): For high-volume consumers who want the Gold Series cannabinoid stack in a rechargeable 4g device. THCA Liquid Diamonds + THCP + Hydroxy-11, USB-C, preheat mode. Six strains.
• Geek'd x Elyxr THCA + THCP 1g Disposable: A brand collaboration with Elyxr, dialing in specific THCA and THCP ratios. For consumers who want the Geek'd formula philosophy in a compact 1g format.
• Geek'd x Purge THCA Diamonds + Crumble (3g): For dabbers and concentrate consumers. A collaboration with Purge — 1.5g THCA diamonds and 1.5g THCA crumble in one jar. Nine strain-pairing options. Clean, diamond precision meets terpene-forward crumble in one session.

Sip N Drift — Water-Soluble Delta-9 Syrup, 100 Doses, Faster Onset Than Any Geek'd Gummy

Oil-based edibles — gummies, chocolates, capsules — require fat-based digestion before cannabinoids enter the bloodstream. That is what takes 60-90 minutes. Geek'd Sip N Drift uses a water-soluble distillate formula that disperses evenly in any liquid without separating, floating or leaving oily residue. Water-soluble THC processes through a more direct absorption pathway — onset typically 15-45 minutes. Mix into iced tea, lemonade, soda, juice or a mocktail, or take it straight. At 8mg per serving across 100 doses from one 800mg bottle, the cost-per-dose is approximately $0.23. Four flavours: Cran Razz, Grape Apple, Strawberry Kiwi, Caribbean Blast. Farm Bill compliant, DEA-registered lab tested, made in the USA.