Crumble

What Is Crumble and How Does Goldfish Distro's Scratch-Baked Hemp Edible Brand Differ From Standard THC Gummies?

First, the important clarification: Crumble is not Crumbl Cookies, the cookie franchise with over a thousand retail locations. Crumble is a scratch-baked hemp edible brand sold exclusively through Goldfish Distro, and it exists to answer one question that the THC gummy market has largely ignored — why can't a hemp edible actually taste good? Not tolerable. Not fine for what it is. Actually good, like something you'd eat without the THC in it.

The answer, according to Crumble, is real ingredients and real baking. Most THC edibles are built around what's easy to manufacture at scale: gelatin or pectin gummies, sugar bases, artificial flavoring, hemp extract added at the end. Crumble builds around butter, cocoa, flour and the same ingredients a home baker reaches for. That's the scratch-baked difference — it's not a marketing phrase, it changes what the product actually is. Goldfish Distro, the platform that distributes Crumble alongside established names like Cheeba Chews, 1906 and Ripple, describes the brand as "America's New Favorite Scratch-Baked Edible." Based on what buyers say about it, that's a defensible claim.

What Are the Crumble Products at ProCannabis — Brownies, Cookies and the Brookie Bar Explained?

ProCannabis carries two Crumble boxes, each with ten pieces at 10mg hemp-derived THC per piece. Choosing between them is simple: do you want a brownie or a cookie? Both are genuinely good. Neither tastes like a supplement. The full range of THC-infused baked hemp goods at ProCannabis is available across THC-infused baked hemp goods and scratch-baked cannabis edibles alongside the Crumble line.

The Crumble Brownies 100mg box has three options. Salted Caramel is the one buyers keep coming back to — a fudgy chocolate base with caramel ribbons throughout, finished with sea salt that keeps it from being cloying. Cookies N' Cream does exactly what it sounds like: dark chocolate brownie with cream layered in, the familiar flavour combination executed in a format that's better than most versions of it you've had. The Brookie Bar is the brand's signature — half cookie, half brownie, baked together so you get both in a single piece. Buyers describe it as the best of both worlds. It's hard to argue with that.

The Crumble Cookies 100mg box has two flavours. Chocolate Chip is the classic: gooey chips, golden edges, the warm familiar cookie that's hard to improve on. Crumble doesn't mess with the formula, they just make it well. Snickerdoodle Toffee is the standout — buttery cinnamon-sugar dough with actual toffee crunch pieces throughout. If you've only ever had a standard snickerdoodle, this is meaningfully better. All the cookies are soft and chewy, not crisp — they're meant to feel homemade, not like something that's been on a shelf for three months.

What Does Scratch-Baked Mean for Crumble — Real Butter, Cocoa and Small-Batch Dosing Versus Mass-Produced Edibles?

Scratch-baked means made from raw ingredients — butter, flour, sugar, cocoa, eggs — rather than from pre-made bases with extract added after the fact. It matters for flavour in ways that are immediately obvious when you eat the product. Real butter baked with sugar and cocoa develops a richness and depth that a commercial pre-made base simply doesn't have. The texture is different. The aftertaste is different. Buyers who have tried other THC baked goods and found them somehow off — a slight chemical note, a waxy finish, a flavour that doesn't quite match what's on the label — are usually experiencing the result of shortcuts in the production process that Crumble's scratch approach avoids.

The small-batch part matters for dosing. Getting consistent THC distribution through a baked good is harder than through a gummy, because extract can pool unevenly through batter at scale. Large-batch THC baked goods have a known consistency problem — the dose per piece varies more than the label states. Crumble produces in small batches and tests per batch to verify that each of the ten pieces in a box actually contains the stated 10mg. That consistency is the difference between a product you can dose reliably and one you can't plan around.

What Else Does Crumble Make — the Full Catalog, Dose Tiers and the Goldfish Distro Bundle?

The full Crumble catalog at crumble.goldfishdistro.com covers all five products — Chocolate Chip Cookie, Snickerdoodle Toffee Cookie, Cookies N' Cream Brownie, Salted Caramel Brownie and the Brookie Bar — each available in a 10mg per piece format and a 100mg per box format. ProCannabis carries the 100mg boxes, which is ten pieces at 10mg each. The Bundle and Save option at Goldfish Distro gives buyers all three formats — cookies, brownies and brookie bar — in one purchase, which is the sensible first buy if you're not sure which one will become your go-to. Most buyers who try the bundle report having a clear favourite by the end of it. The moderate-dose THC hemp edible range at ProCannabis is available across moderate-dose THC hemp edibles and baked hemp goods for buyers comparing potency options.

Crumble being exclusive to Goldfish Distro means it reaches buyers in states where dispensary cannabis isn't available. Hemp-derived Delta-9 THC at less than 0.3% by dry weight is federally compliant, which is how Crumble ships nationally. Verified buyers on the Goldfish Distro platform specifically mention this — being able to order and receive a genuinely good THC baked good online, delivered to the door, in a state where that wasn't previously an option. That access matters as much to the brand's market position as the scratch-baked quality claim.

Who Is Crumble For — THC Baked Goods Versus Gummies and the Case for Real-Ingredient Hemp Edibles?

Crumble is for the buyer who likes the effect of THC edibles but doesn't particularly enjoy eating the standard gummy format. If you've been taking THC gummies as a functional choice — you want the effect, the gummy is fine, you don't think much about it — Crumble is probably not going to change how you think about hemp edibles. But if you've found yourself wishing that your edible of choice tasted as good as the effect it delivers, Crumble is the direct answer to that. The brand makes no apology for being a dessert first and an edible second. That's the point.

The format also works differently in social contexts than gummies do. A brownie or a cookie is a normal thing to share at a gathering. It sits on a plate alongside other food. It doesn't announce itself as a supplement the way a labelled gummy bag does. For buyers who use THC edibles in settings where they'd rather not make it the focus of the room, the baked good format handles that naturally. At 10mg per piece, Crumble is accessible to buyers building tolerance and manageable for experienced consumers who want a measured session. Onset follows the standard edible timeline — 45 to 90 minutes — so plan accordingly rather than reaching for a second piece before the first has arrived. Cannabis accessories and hemp lifestyle products at ProCannabis are available alongside hemp edible accessories and cannabis lifestyle products for buyers building out their full hemp routine.