Five Baked Treats, Served on a Creepy Plate
The Scream Platter is a ProCannabis Bundle Box shaped like a creepy serving plate, loaded with five individually wrapped THC treats from two bakeries: a Hemp Doctor Trippy Treat cereal bar, a Hemp Doctor Peanut Butter Cup, one Crispy Blunts Dubai Bite and two Crispy Blunts baklava minis. Together they hold 235mg of hemp-derived Delta 9 THC plus 25mg of CBD. Flavors vary from box to box.
The two Hemp Doctor items carry most of that strength. The cereal bar and the peanut butter cup each hold 75mg of Delta 9, and The Hemp Doctor suggests starting with a quarter of either one. In other words, one bar or one cup is meant for several people, or several nights, not one bite.
The other three pieces come from Crispy Blunts, which makes pastry edibles with a crisp phyllo or kataifi shell around a sweet cream center. The baklava minis are rolled phyllo with 30mg of Delta 9 each. The Dubai Bite is a knafeh-style pastry with 25mg of Delta 9 live resin and 25mg of CBD. Both are built to stay crisp instead of melting, which matters on a party table.
This box is made for putting out at a Halloween party where the guests already eat edibles. A plate of pastry, chocolate and cereal bar looks like any dessert tray, though, so treat it like a bar tab: someone keeps an eye on it, and only friends who know what they're eating get a piece. If you'd rather sample strong edibles at home than set them out for a crowd, Bag of Bad Decisions is the zip-bag version with four brands inside.
Plan the night around timing. Pastries and chocolate can take an hour or two to kick in, and stacking two treats while you wait is the most common way an edible night goes sideways. Keep drinks off the table, make sure nobody who eats from the platter is driving, and if a portion turns out to be too much, find a quiet spot, sip water, and call Poison Control at 1-800-222-1222 or get medical help if it feels serious.
After the party, put the platter away right away. Everything on it looks like ordinary bakery dessert, so store leftovers somewhere kids and pets can't reach, ideally locked, never on the counter. If you're pregnant, nursing, or take medication, skip this box and talk to your doctor.
The Scream Platter Flavors
✦ The Hemp Doctor Trippy Treat — fruity rice cereal pressed with chewy marshmallow
✦ The Hemp Doctor Peanut Butter Cup — milk chocolate shell around a salty-sweet peanut butter filling
✦ Crispy Blunts Dubai Bite — crisp knafeh-style pastry with a cream center, flavor varies by box
✦ Crispy Blunts Baklava Mini — flaky rolled phyllo with a sweet cream filling, flavor varies by box
What's Inside The Scream Platter
✔ 1 Creepy Plate Box
✔ 5 Individually Wrapped Treats
✔ 1 Hemp Doctor Trippy Treat
✔ 75mg Delta 9 THC per Cereal Bar
✔ 1 Hemp Doctor Peanut Butter Cup
✔ 75mg Delta 9 THC per Cup
✔ 1 Crispy Blunts Dubai Bite
✔ 25mg Delta 9 THC + 25mg CBD per Bite
✔ 2 Crispy Blunts Baklava Minis
✔ 30mg Delta 9 THC per Mini
✔ 235mg Total Delta 9 THC per Box
✔ 25mg Total CBD per Box
Ingredients
The Hemp Doctor Trippy Treat: rice, sugar, hydrogenated vegetable oil (coconut and palm kernel oils), salt, less than 2% natural and artificial flavor, Red 40, Yellow 6, turmeric oleoresin, Blue 1, Yellow 5, BHT, vitamins and minerals, soy lecithin, water.
The Hemp Doctor Peanut Butter Cup: sugar, cocoa butter, chocolate, milk fat, soy lecithin, peanuts, salt. Contains peanuts, milk and soy.
Crispy Blunts Dubai Bite: kataifi-style pastry dough, sugar, butter or oil, flavored cream filling, milk or white chocolate, natural and artificial flavors, hemp-derived Delta 9 live resin, hemp-derived CBD. Contains milk, nuts and wheat.
Crispy Blunts Baklava Mini: phyllo pastry made with wheat flour, cream filling (varies by flavor), hemp-derived Delta 9 THC. Every flavor contains wheat and dairy, and the nut flavors also contain tree nuts or peanuts.
Suggested Use
Cut the cereal bar and the peanut butter cup into quarters and halve the Crispy Blunts pieces, then start with a single piece. Wait at least 90 minutes before trying anything else on the plate.
Big Bars Get Quartered, Minis Get Halved
Do the cutting before anyone shows up, then put a small label next to each pile so guests can see what they're taking. A folded card that says "PB cup, quarter" does more for a good night than any warning on the box.
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