LOKI THC Seltzer 5mg Single Can — 12oz, Three Tropical Flavors, Hemp-Derived Delta-9
LOKI is a 5mg hemp-derived THC seltzer designed for the sober-curious — an alcohol alternative that delivers a light social buzz without the calories, the hangover, or the commitment to a full 4-pack. ProCannabis stocks LOKI as single 12oz cans at $7.99 each, which means you can try one flavor on its own instead of buying four of the same. The 5mg Delta-9 dose is intentionally low: enough to feel a real shift in mood and relaxation, gentle enough that one can won't put you on the couch. Onset is 15 to 30 minutes thanks to the water-soluble nano emulsion — significantly faster than traditional THC edibles, which can take up to two hours to land.
The flavor work is what separates LOKI from generic THC drinks. Most cannabis seltzers taste like cough syrup with bubbles — LOKI builds actual flavor profiles that hold up against any premium non-alcoholic drink on the market. Three tropical options: Tropical Guava brings sweet-fruit tropical with a crisp dry finish; Peary Hibiscus pairs floral hibiscus with crisp pear sweetness; Yuzu delivers a sharp citrus burst that's bright and refreshing without the cloying sweetness most fruit seltzers fall into. All three are zero calories, zero sugar, zero carbs, naturally flavored, gluten-free, and vegan.
The hemp-derived Delta-9 THC is sourced under the 2018 Farm Bill at less than 0.3% Delta-9 by dry weight, making LOKI federally legal for shipment to most US states. Each can is third-party lab tested with batch-specific Certificates of Analysis available through LOKI's lab portal. The 5mg dose is enough to replace a glass of wine or a cocktail at dinner without the next-morning regret — a low-dose cannabis experience built specifically for people who want to feel something gentle and social, not something heavy.
LOKI THC Seltzer 5mg Single Can Flavors
✦ Tropical Guava — sweet tropical fruit with a crisp, dry finish; vacation-vibe sippability
✦ Peary Hibiscus — floral hibiscus meets crisp pear sweetness for a sophisticated, lightly sweet profile
✦ Yuzu — bright tangy citrus with a clean, refreshing finish; the sharpest of the three
What's Inside LOKI THC Seltzer 5mg Single Can
✔ Product: LOKI THC Seltzer 5mg Single Can
✔ 5mg hemp-derived Delta-9 THC per can
✔ 12 fl. oz can (single, not multi-pack)
✔ Water-soluble nano emulsion — 15 to 30 minute onset
✔ 0 calories, 0 sugar, 0 carbs
✔ Gluten-free and vegan
✔ Naturally flavored — no artificial colors or flavors
✔ Alcohol-free — sober-curious and dry-month alternative
✔ Farm Bill compliant — less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC by dry weight
✔ Third-party lab tested — Certificates of Analysis available
Ingredients
Carbonated water, hemp-derived Delta-9 THC nano emulsion, natural flavors, citric acid. Zero added sugars, zero sweeteners, zero artificial colors. Vegan and gluten-free.
Suggested Use
Drink chilled. Start with half a can if you're new to THC beverages, or one full can if you have prior experience. Sip slowly over 15 minutes rather than chugging — this lets the THC absorb evenly. Wait 30 to 45 minutes before considering another can. Do not mix with alcohol. Do not drive or operate machinery for at least 8 hours after consumption. Will fail a drug test.
Buy LOKI THC Seltzer 5mg Single Can at ProCannabis
The LOKI THC Seltzer ships from ProCannabis as single 12oz cans at $7.99 — the no-commitment way to try a 5mg hemp-derived seltzer before deciding which flavor you want by the case. Three tropical flavors available: Tropical Guava, Peary Hibiscus, and Yuzu. Browse the full ProCannabis THC beverages collection for other low-dose cannabis drinks and alcohol alternatives.
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