Viva La Hemp Built a 9G Monster — And Then Made It Smarter
Most brands brag about potency and then hand you a 2G device with a dead battery and a coil that tastes like burnt plastic by day three. Viva La Hemp went a different direction entirely. The Platinum Blend Disposable 9G holds a full nine grams of a four-cannabinoid concentrate stack — Delta 9 THC-P, THC-JD, Delta 8 THC, and D9 Live Resin Diamonds — inside a stainless steel chassis built around a borosilicate glass tank, ceramic coil, and a smart curved LED screen that actually tells you what's happening inside the device. Ten live resin strain profiles. Variable voltage. USB-C charging. A 10-second preheat that works. This is what a disposable looks like when the brand doesn't cut corners on either end of the formula. Farm Bill compliant, <0.3% Delta-9 THC, and third-party lab tested for potency and purity before it ever reaches your hands.
Viva La Hemp 9G Disposable Strains
✦ Indica
Ape Cookies — Toasted cookie dough with a dense, body-locking finish that settles in slow and stays
Blackberry Cream — Dark berry meets heavy cream — a rich, dessert-forward profile for winding completely down
Strawberry Zkittlez — Candy-ripe strawberry with a smooth Indica pull that softens everything around it
✦ Sativa
Blue Dream Pie — Blueberry baked into something warmer — easy creativity, elevated mood, no ceiling
Fruit Smash — Mixed tropical punching through with a fast, forward-moving Sativa that doesn't slow you down
Sour Space Candy — Sharp citrus with a sweet undercut — wired, alert, and locked in from the first inhale
White Fire OG — Pine resin and fuel on the nose, clean focus underneath — a working Sativa with actual backbone
✦ Hybrid
Kush Mint — Icy mint over an earthy Kush base — the kind of Hybrid that adjusts to whatever your day needs
Purple Runtz — Sweet grape candy that opens light and lands heavy — Hybrid done right
Zlushiez — Layered frozen fruit complexity — smooth from start to finish with no harsh pivot between effects
What's Inside Viva La Hemp 9G Disposable
Suggested Use
Click the button 5 times to power on. Double-click to activate the 10-second preheat before your first draw — it makes a difference. Triple-click to cycle voltage — lower for flavor, higher for intensity. This is a high-potency blend. Start slow, give it a few minutes between draws, and let the effects settle before going again.
Why Serious Hemp Users Keep Coming Back to Viva La Hemp
Viva La Hemp has been quietly building one of the most consistent lineups in the hemp space — and the Platinum Blend 9G is the clearest proof yet of what this brand is about. Every product they release, from their mushroom gummies to their disposable vapes, goes through the same standard: real ingredients, real hardware, real lab results. No shortcuts, no filler, no mystery blends. At ProCannabis we carry Viva La Hemp because our customers expect authenticity and this brand delivers it every single time. When you order here, you're getting a verified unit — not a gray-market knockoff, not old stock. Just the real thing, shipped fast, at a price that doesn't punish you for knowing what you want.
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